a message from the pentagon
May 24, 2005, 11:41 am

PLEASE HOLD FOR AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE PENTAGON:

Agent Megan:

Recent reports have come in from the field detailing your bravery, valor, and patience regarding OPERATION: CUPID'S ARROW, a mission not fought without compassion, laughter, and tears with Agent Biensoul (call sign: LoveStruck).

This evening, that mission has reached its pinnacle after months of hard work and sacrifice. Intended target, Mr. Christopher Edward Thumper, without prodding, coaching, or any other sneaky tactic employed by former Agents on similar missions, surrendered the code phrase of three words. (Of course, they're Top Secret, but being as you're a seasoned veteran of the force, you understand.)

A field report from Agent Biensoul calls the moment "perfect, amazing, and damn, finally."

Detailed instructions regarding OPERATION: HOLYCRAPI'MREALLYINLOVE will follow, as will a transcript of the previous mission.

Again, we thank you for your continued efforts in the long standing war behind, present, and ahead. Remember, we have DEFINITELY won this battle, and can the war be far behind?

With utmost respect,

Senator Executive-In-Charge-Of-Everyone J. L. B.
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