boom hiss boom
July 04, 2005, 1:41 pm
"Honey, we have to discuss that there's a very distinct possibility that I will go to jail on Sunday night."
Thankfully, no one went to jail (although the cops showed up), no one lost any body parts (although Thumper did receive quite a nasty burn on his thumb), and everyone enjoyed the spectacle that was my boyfriend setting off $500 worth of illegal fireworks. I'm talking PROFESSIONAL GRADE, people! There were many booms and sparks and ashes flying everywhere, and the backyard has suffered quite a few burn marks.
Make some special fireworks of your own this 4th, folks! Happy Independence Day!