four movies in four days
July 13, 2004, 11:49 pm
I saw four movies this weekend, and while I fancy myself a FANTASTIC film reviewer, I know if you'd want real opinions about films you'd subscribe to my person entertainment Bible, Entertainment Weekly. Here are the movies I saw, reviewed by me, in haiku:
1. Fahrenheit 9/11
Oh, poor Michael Moore!
Corruption in politics
is not fucking new.
2. Anchorman
Ron Burgundy, ha!
This film needed more cowbell
Milk WAS a bad choice.
3. Spiderman 2
Alfred Molina
Those tenacles are scary!
Subway fight? Yes, please!
4. Dodgeball
I love unicorns,
but I'm not hot as Marcia,
more like the fat girl.
Tada!
Should you need to reach us at all this week, Fiestada and I will be smoking cigarettes, drinking Smirnoff Raspberry Ice, and howling at VH1's I LOVE THE 90s (because we SO do).