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see you at the crossroads, yo
April 26, 2004, 9:29 pm

Job Title: Biensoul's Dream Job

Area: Education/Drinking/Writing/Traveling/International Woman of Mystery, Intrigue, and Hotness

Salary:Enough to Live On and Still Be Able to Buy Subway for Lunch, Starbucks, Cute Shoes, and the Odd DVD Now and Again

Job Description:

Job is doing meaningful work in a stress-free environment without any organizational skills required. Involves people, communication skills, conflict resolution in a nice way, milk and cookies, and afternoon naps. Applicant must be skilled in Phase 10 play, making fast decisions, and making the world a better place with her smile. Frequent public-speaking, creating scrapbooks and collages, lots of markers at disposal completely necessary. Also involves talking to people on phone while looking busy and planning big events, like parties, weddings, and/or celebrity gossip havens. Light filing and sign-making in addition to aforementioned responsibilities.

Requirements:

Master's Degree in Education, a winning attitude, ability to relate to people on all levels and ideas, neat handwriting, and a sense of humor a must. Experience with alcohol, inappropriate decisions, and the ability to tell a damn good story preferred. Must like flip flops, making mountains out of mole hills, and talking on a cell phone while driving. Skinny blonde girls need not apply.

I'm at a crossroads (I swear if you even think of Britney over Bone Thugs, I'll slap you) career-wise. When I decide what I want to do when I grow up, I'll let you know.

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