i get drunk at my own parties
March 28, 2002, 12:51 a.m.
I am shocked to report that my Oscars party was surprisingly DRAMA free...at least, I don't think there was a lot of drama...I don't really remember.
I was the official hostess and "wine taster" of the event, and as my hostess duties quickly became dull and repetitive, I turned to my more important responsibility of drinking everything in sight. Never before have I spent the Academy Awards in a more jovial and vocal way!
And furthermore, I think everyone had a blast...at least, I hope they did...I kind of passed out in my bedroom after naughtily romping around...
The party was a success, and my dress ended up in a wrinkled heap at the bottom of my bed! Next year, paper plates for everyone! Good times!