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First day of school statistics
August 28, 2002, 7:13 pm

First-Day-of-School Statistics:

1. Number of 9th graders enrolled in the school: 646

2. Number of students on my team: 119

3. Number of Honors Students Who Have Transferred to Private Schools Without Withdrawing from Our School: 7

4. Number of Students Breaking Legs on the Stairs: 1

5. Number of Fights Between Rival Factions of "Cool" Freshmen on the First Day for Freshmen: 4

6. Number of Fights Between Rival Factions of "Cool" Freshmen When the Upperclassmen arrived: 0

7. Number of Times a Student Asked Me "How much time we got left?": 7 (same student)

8. Number of Administrators that I Cursed in the English Office: 2

9. Number of Administrators that Deserved Me Cursing at them in the English Office: 3

10. Number of Students Who Were In the "Wrong" Room: 3

11. Number of Tardy Students: 0

12. Number of Times I Said, "Thank you, drive through": 5

13. Number of Times Students Laughed At Above: 2

14. Number of Goals JV Girls Soccer Team Scored in Scrimmage: 1

15. Number of Goals Scored Against JV Girls Soccer in Scrimmage: 9

16. Number of Practices Cancelled Unbeknownst to Head JV Girls Coach: 1

17. Number of Times I've Considered Quitting My Job in the Past 2 Days: 0

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