tight end!
June 15, 2005, 10:14 pm

Sitting at the local watering hole yesterday for the first time in months (mostly because of Thumper and home; secondly because Lefty had been banned for three months for accidentally referring to the owner's wife as a "cunt"), Lefty, Fiestada and I drank some beers and enjoyed some quality ESPN programming. During PTI, Wilbonne and Kornheiser talked to Todd Heap (rrrow). As Heap's picture blazed across the screen, Lefty turned to me and said, "Hey look, it's Thumper."

HOLY SHIT, my BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE TODD FUCKING HEAP.

Well, not exactly, but okay. TODD FUCKING HEAP.

No wonder I'm so happy.

Seriously.