*Second Edition*
Diaryland Trading Card!

pretentious as all get out biensoul member since 01/23/2002 303 entries Supergold Edition

Description: Awwww...

Strengths: Drunk dialing and guestbook signing, eating, run-on sentences, one-night stands, single-thought adjectives, monkey love a la 12%Beer.

Weaknesses: Honey mustard, defending Baltimore-area sports teams, shoes and purses, stressing out too much, and procrastinating.

Turn Ons: Mangus, spanklin, beer, flannel pajama pants, shoes and purses, and my goddamn sexy bed.

Turn Offs: People who confuse "your" and "you're", Steelers/Yankees fans, dieting, and ungraded papers.

What makes you such a fantastic Diaryland Diva?: Two words: nice tits.