long live the king
August 10, 2002, 3:06 p.m.

Stumbling in around 4:45am, my sister SWEARS that the news announced that Elvis was, indeed, still alive. According to Nicki, Elvis' doctor came on National television saying that the King will reveal himself to be alive in time for his birthday in January.

I've been scanning the news, searching for some kind of reiteration on this story, to no avail. Which makes me believe that either a)it was only on Fox News or some other "reputable" source, or b) my sister is a whacked out pothead.

Both are true, I think.