vin diesel is a bad mutha-(shut yo' mouth!)
January 16, 2006, 9:15 am

In lieu of an actual entry, I thought I'd share the love:

(Honest to God, I have no idea why these make me howl and shake with laughter)

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: I End Lives.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, Holy crap! Thats Vin Diesel! Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his Filet of Child sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Vin Diesel doesnt believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammys. When asked why he doesnt do this Vin replied Because Grammys are for queers. Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.