that's what shakespeare's all about
October 29, 2003, 10:41 pm

Since I'm busy and drunk, you get this instead:

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:

Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt

Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

-- by William Shakespeare

Don't know who penned it, but it rules all the same. (Not an original work by Shakespeare for you hatas in the crizowd.)