my bed is sexy as hell
April 27, 2003, 8:20 pm

Look at this:

Just look at it.

My bed is so damned sexy. Don't deny it. You want it. You love it.

You want to roll around in my goddamn sexy bed.

See all that red sexiness? Yup, it's a flannel duvet for a fluffy down comforter. See that iron scrollwork? Yup, it's black.

There is no question that I have a goddamned SEXY AS HELL bed.

Admit it, you're jealous. You're way jealous of my too-sexy-for-you-pal bed. You wish your bed was as goddamned sexy as mine.

*sigh*

Isn't it sad that it sees little to no action?