i won five bags off ebay
January 12, 2003, 11:49 pm

"What's a Kate Spade?"

"Kate Spade is a designer that makes cute but ridiculously overpriced handbags."

"And you have one?"

"Actually, I have seven knock-offs. See? This one is a knock-off."

"Well, why say it's a knock-off? I'd never know."

"Er...I don't know. Just 'cause."

"That's like wearing a clip-on tie and saying, 'Hey! This isn't a real tie! It's a clip-on!'"

"Good analogy."

The preceding was an actual conversation between myself and CNET. Damn, he's cute.