status report
April 10, 2003, 8:43 pm

Anatomy of a Girl with Way Too Much Stuff To Do:

Brain: running in circles; constantly making lists of things that are promptly forgotten and/or reprioritized to "not that important"

Hair: disheveled, frizzy, and in desperate need of a good cut

Face: prone to breakouts in those cute little red patches; desperately needs brow wax, anti-shine powder, and a lash-curl

Neck: red and raw from constant "strangle me" gestures

Hands: dyed with various marker stain; symptoms of fatigue, dryness, and the shakes

Stomach: contracting and growling due to lack of food from working through lunch

Knees: knocking due to stress

Toes: permutated to semi-curl from anticipating more bad news

Feet (in general): asleep due to poor circulation (see "toes"); eminating odor due to poor ventilation in cheap, pointy shoes; sore due to pressure of always being on feet

I could sure go for some witches' brew right now.