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December 31, 2004 - taking stock of 2004
December 30, 2004 - baby got a locomotive
December 27, 2004 - seriously, best. christmas. ever.
December 22, 2004 - ten things i may or may not have done in the past 48 hours
December 19, 2004 - i am not my lefty's keeper
December 16, 2004 - hey jealousy
December 14, 2004 - so, what now?
December 10, 2004 - win a date with jessica biensoul
December 09, 2004 - sucker punch
December 03, 2004 - Top Ten Reasons Why I Woke Up at 7:17a.m. This Morning (Coincidentally, the exact same time school starts)
December 02, 2004 - the stupidest thing i've ever done
November 25, 2004 - conversations for the thankful
November 21, 2004 - edward 40-hands will put hair on your chest and holes in your wall
November 18, 2004 - save a horse; ride a cowboy
November 16, 2004 - the question
November 15, 2004 - in memoriam
November 14, 2004 - the rock show was perfect! the play was a success!
November 10, 2004 - i don't know why i'm telling you this
November 02, 2004 - scenes from a mall parking lot
October 31, 2004 - redskins vs. packers = bush vs. kerry
October 30, 2004 - my halloween costume is election 2004
October 23, 2004 - my life is/isn't better than yours
October 05, 2004 - are you ready for some football?
September 30, 2004 - i'm not obsessing! (much)
September 26, 2004 - week three
September 24, 2004 - oh yeah, my boots are chartreuse
September 19, 2004 - week two: football '04
September 19, 2004 - i was a bridesmaid
September 16, 2004 - drunkeagain
September 14, 2004 - 'cause here i go again on my own
September 12, 2004 - week one: football '04
August 31, 2004 - california, the rebuttal entry
August 22, 2004 - required taste
August 19, 2004 - home is where the heart is
August 17, 2004 - "i'm a mid-atlantic spirit"
August 17, 2004 - updated cast list
August 16, 2004 - really, the sex was really, really bad
August 10, 2004 - insert belushi scream here
August 04, 2004 - birthday blessings
August 03, 2004 - on the eve of twenty-six
July 28, 2004 - you are here
July 27, 2004 - love letters to the men of vegas
July 20, 2004 - if you're going to san francisco, better say 'hi' to me on your way there
July 13, 2004 - four movies in four days
July 11, 2004 - jolly good time
June 25, 2004 - raising bloody 'ell in england, mate
June 21, 2004 - i narrowed it down to three bags
June 20, 2004 - 7-11 victory lap of HYTOfest 2004
June 20, 2004 - prince-a-pal
June 15, 2004 - my parents went to d.c. to see president reagan lying in state and all i got was some sleep
June 08, 2004 - the regimen
June 07, 2004 - hug your local foster child today
June 06, 2004 - my family through movie quotes
June 06, 2004 - how do you get that far and then just drop out?
June 01, 2004 - rock star cicada-free slumber party only three weeks away
May 31, 2004 - remember our fallen heroes
May 30, 2004 - say something
May 28, 2004 - how to turn 21
May 25, 2004 - clutter queen gives up her throne
May 24, 2004 - happy birthday, fiestada
May 21, 2004 - the collective gasp from the audience was impressive
May 20, 2004 - the more you know (cue music)
May 19, 2004 - barenaked fun, you know
May 18, 2004 - catharsis, part II
May 17, 2004 - i'm staying and so deleting this later
May 13, 2004 - crush-worthy?
May 13, 2004 - i used to feel good about this
May 12, 2004 - really, who doesn't have a crush on a rock star?
May 10, 2004 - sauced at the sputnik
May 07, 2004 - i taped it; calm down
May 04, 2004 - the seesaw effect
May 02, 2004 - pithy this
April 28, 2004 - it's for real now
April 27, 2004 - there are no small parts
April 26, 2004 - see you at the crossroads, yo
April 23, 2004 - "they stumble that run fast"
April 14, 2004 - haiku this
April 11, 2004 - christosta neste
April 10, 2004 - to move or not to move?
April 08, 2004 - praise-question-polish
April 05, 2004 - i could spout out the 'why not?' song from '89 right now, seriously
April 04, 2004 - all of this would have been funny at age 20
April 04, 2004 - all of this would have been funny at age 20
April 04, 2004 - all of this would have been funny at age 20
March 31, 2004 - entropy works
March 24, 2004 - area woman on verge of losing sanity
March 23, 2004 - the healing process
March 22, 2004 - diner hangovers are the best
March 21, 2004 - oscar party 2004: fabulous photos
March 19, 2004 - let's pretend...the aftermath
March 18, 2004 - this ain't boston public, people
March 16, 2004 - jobby job search
March 14, 2004 - to add insult to injury, i did it as a JOKE
February 28, 2004 - all the rage for 2004, the baby shower drinking game!
February 21, 2004 - hell hath no fury than a bridesmaid in a smoking dress
February 16, 2004 - i'm throwing a yard sale
February 14, 2004 - my favorite chocolates are me flavored
February 12, 2004 - regrets, jess
February 10, 2004 - don't itch, it'll scar
February 09, 2004 - happy valentine's day to you and me
February 09, 2004 - mystic movie-going
February 08, 2004 - i am not a domestic goddess
February 02, 2004 - are you tired of fat people?
January 30, 2004 - whale explodes!
January 28, 2004 - i've spent four lonely days in a nyquil haze...
January 24, 2004 - clumsy is to maladroit as biensoul is to...
January 21, 2004 - random skittish meandering quizzy poo thing
January 20, 2004 - no exaggeration whatsoever
January 16, 2004 - wash. rinse. repeat.
January 10, 2004 - the art of the drunk dial
January 05, 2004 - jesus was a carpenter
January 04, 2004 - and remind me to never trust "ashley" from "fifteen" again
January 02, 2004 - do i have sars?
January 01, 2004 - oh one oh one oh four

I survived so let's hear it for 2005!
2004: The Year of Independence and Gratuituous Suck
What the hell happened to 2003?
Pucker up for 2002.