December 24, 2003 - dear santa 2003
December 23, 2003 - secret santa...bah humbug!
December 22, 2003 - i could probably take your mom, too
December 21, 2003 - break a match
December 18, 2003 - "hard to admit i fought the war on drugs"
December 14, 2003 - think of this entry as the whiny, co-dependent significant other you've always wanted
December 13, 2003 - it's ringing
December 11, 2003 - it had to happen sooner or later
December 09, 2003 - the dude abides
December 08, 2003 - catharsis
December 07, 2003 - da dum dum da dum dum
November 30, 2003 - fuck.
November 28, 2003 - more stuff you never wanted to know
November 26, 2003 - samantha is a fucking genius with a pair of scissors
November 25, 2003 - dammit bauer, get on the phone!
November 24, 2003 - wrong!
November 24, 2003 - wrong!
November 24, 2003 - wrong!
November 20, 2003 - farewell, my fallen star
November 16, 2003 - sensory overload
November 11, 2003 - here comes the bridesmaid
November 10, 2003 - oysters? gross.
November 09, 2003 - are you ready for some football?
November 05, 2003 - damn the man! (save the empire)
November 04, 2003 - a 72 hour conversation
November 02, 2003 - don't change your plans for me; i won't move to l.a.
November 02, 2003 - don't change your plans for me; i won't move to l.a.
November 02, 2003 - don't change your plans for me; i won't move to l.a.
October 30, 2003 - "i said '...and tired'; i don't remember anything after that"
October 29, 2003 - that's what shakespeare's all about
October 28, 2003 - like the foot on a compass, i'm staying put
October 27, 2003 - i will not hit kids or throw things or spit on the floor
October 26, 2003 - conversation about racism
October 24, 2003 - a short public service announcement
October 23, 2003 - at least i'm more interesting than mc skat cat, or whatever
October 22, 2003 - journalcon: a photo odyssey
October 22, 2003 - it must be all that jumping around i've been doing
October 21, 2003 - "i'm sorry, but i'm just thinking about the right words to say..."
October 19, 2003 - trancejen is my muthafuckin' DIZAWG!
October 16, 2003 - a maryland yankee-hater in king austin's court
October 15, 2003 - off to austin
October 13, 2003 - as if we spent all day talking about milton or something
October 12, 2003 - "jess, i'm so high on painkillers, everything is funny."
October 09, 2003 - in other news, i'm only happy when it rains
October 06, 2003 - i regret nothing!
October 05, 2003 - a room, a room, my room for a room!
October 04, 2003 - journalcon jitters
October 04, 2003 - chances are my chances are awfully sleepy
October 01, 2003 - woulda, shoulda, coulda...a.k.a. he said, she said
September 30, 2003 - substitute this
September 29, 2003 - faking sick? cool. really sick? not so much.
September 26, 2003 - i have to use the school computers for personal business
September 24, 2003 - top ten reasons why i'm better for bob the bachelor
September 24, 2003 - what the?
September 23, 2003 - next time say 'are you happy?' when i'm smiling, fuckers
September 21, 2003 - 24 hours of sexy, sexy playwriting later...
September 19, 2003 - this whole town is underwater!
September 18, 2003 - isabel hits!
September 18, 2003 - isabel is a-comin'
September 16, 2003 - a girl cried wolf
September 15, 2003 - is "philanderous" a word? no? it should be
September 14, 2003 - clutter, clutter everywhere and not a drop to drink...yet
September 14, 2003 - My Diaryland Trading Card
September 14, 2003 - a spanklin test
September 13, 2003 - come on, as if you didn't fail your driver's test the first time, too
September 12, 2003 - this is NOT one of those entries where i bitch about how busy my life is and how stressed i am
September 04, 2003 - for pennies a day, you can support my shoe habit
September 02, 2003 - the lovely parting gift: me!
September 01, 2003 - hey, i'm not a cheap date
September 01, 2003 - labor day, schmabor day
August 30, 2003 - the old apartment
August 28, 2003 - silent all these years
August 27, 2003 - another kid quoted homestar runner
August 26, 2003 - please hammer, don't hurt 'em
August 25, 2003 - which reminds me, i better iron my pants
August 24, 2003 - and you know squirrellx is trying to buy her way into heaven with all those banners
August 23, 2003 - on the plus side, i get to watch "old school" now
August 20, 2003 - the girls come out from hiding
August 18, 2003 - i'm sure there's a passage about teacher inservice in the book of revelations
August 17, 2003 - once a bridesmaid, always a hottie
August 15, 2003 - this entry will be updated later, so keep your shirt on
August 14, 2003 - why oh why is it called the "pack shack"?
August 13, 2003 - see? date me and you pop in my head at bizarre moments
August 13, 2003 - have thong, will travel
August 13, 2003 - biensoul's cast list
August 12, 2003 - i'm always samantha
August 11, 2003 - words about sister songs by juliana hatfield and from white christmas
August 10, 2003 - groping grooms and bootylicious brides
August 07, 2003 - if you thought i was hot before, kapow!
August 06, 2003 - don't worry, i got permission first
August 05, 2003 - you're never leaving ridgewick road
August 04, 2003 - happy birthday to me
August 03, 2003 - then i popped her in the eye
August 02, 2003 - i'm gonna set my soul on fire
July 27, 2003 - hey, i'm just doing my duty as a drunk guest at a reception
July 25, 2003 - my sister, the sex toy lady
July 24, 2003 - pity party? party of one? right this way, please
July 24, 2003 - cute on top, gross on the bottom
July 24, 2003 - mollyx rocks my freaking socks
July 12, 2003 - i'm lleeeeaaaavvvvviiinnnngggg, on a jet plane...
July 12, 2003 - july 4th weekend, episode five: as if you needed proof that i'm the life of the party
July 12, 2003 - july 4th weekend, episode four: the inebriation olympiad 2003
July 10, 2003 - july 4th weekend, episode three: spytech 2003
July 09, 2003 - july 4th weekend, episode two: crazy boy band ass
July 09, 2003 - july 4th weekend, episode one: the invention of pitcher patrol volleyball
July 08, 2003 - all we are is dust in the wind
July 03, 2003 - ooooh *bang* aaaahhhhh *hiss* oooh *boom* ahhhhhh *bang*
July 03, 2003 - the waxing
July 02, 2003 - uncle bob's experiment...in TERROR
July 02, 2003 - i couldn't help but smile when i heard his message
June 30, 2003 - some dance to remember; some dance to forget; some don't remember dancing
June 29, 2003 - rejected like my liver this morning
June 27, 2003 - i killed the biggest cockroach on the planet, too
June 26, 2003 - "things are okay with me these days..."
June 23, 2003 - victory is mine!
June 21, 2003 - the order of the phoenix is here!
June 19, 2003 - grandma's salon
June 19, 2003 - a child's wake
June 19, 2003 - thanks to tom, who found the poem for me
June 17, 2003 - we're artsy and crafty and old
June 16, 2003 - you should've heard him howl on the cinder block part
June 15, 2003 - elderly woman in a blockbuster store trying to order softcore porn
June 13, 2003 - they will deliver the massive stack of resignations to the superintendent's door
June 11, 2003 - *cue Nintendo theme song of your choice*
June 10, 2003 - to wax or not to wax, that is the question (because i'm a big, fat wuss)
June 09, 2003 - sink it, you wild bitch
June 09, 2003 - this entry is rejected, also
June 04, 2003 - star wars kid is my future husband
June 04, 2003 - google hits galore
May 30, 2003 - the kidney nazi
May 29, 2003 - take a sledgehammer to my back, please
May 28, 2003 - dave bitch slaps me via email
May 27, 2003 - if only all my crushes got in a room and had a huge fight over me, this wouldn't be a problem
May 25, 2003 - conversations i shouldn't be having with myself
May 25, 2003 - we wrote and performed 8 plays in 24 hours...what did you do on friday night?
May 23, 2003 - watch out; i just got political, i think
May 22, 2003 - if i won, i'd give you all a shout out at the rose ceremony
May 21, 2003 - this is uncalled for
May 20, 2003 - *clap clap* nice
May 19, 2003 - damn, it feels good to be a gangsta during testing
May 18, 2003 - funny cide sucks
May 16, 2003 - my students are amazing
May 15, 2003 - aunt kitty's teeth
May 15, 2003 - superintendent, schmuperintendent, it's the county council that sucks
May 14, 2003 - therein all the honor lies
May 13, 2003 - sing a song of my sisters
May 12, 2003 - damn the man! save my salary!
May 11, 2003 - i have of late, but wherefore i know not, lost all my mirth
May 10, 2003 - steven page is super hot
May 07, 2003 - a zip-di-dee-do-dah update
May 02, 2003 - beware of eyebrows
April 30, 2003 - chocolate ice cream leaves a nice stain on red cotton
April 30, 2003 - if you don't want to see a picture of me, don't look
April 29, 2003 - hilarity ensues
April 28, 2003 - a chiropractor's a person in your neighborhood...
April 27, 2003 - my bed is sexy as hell
April 27, 2003 - roses and snapdragons and lillies, oh my!
April 24, 2003 - *cue peanuts dance music*
April 22, 2003 - i'm a good man, charlie brown
April 21, 2003 - don't call me ma'am
April 21, 2003 - don't answer the phone
April 20, 2003 - are you talking to me?
April 20, 2003 - arbor mist blackberry: don't knock it til you've tried it
April 15, 2003 - happy anniversary to me
April 14, 2003 - go out and play
April 14, 2003 - who needs sleep?
April 13, 2003 - bay ridge driving
April 10, 2003 - status report
April 08, 2003 - the secret can finally be revealed
April 08, 2003 - i can't always get what i want
April 06, 2003 - mother's grille is a hot-bed of drama
April 06, 2003 - cnet kissed me drunk. film alt eleven
April 05, 2003 - or that 1977 Caddy is junk metal now
April 04, 2003 - i don't want you feeling like i do
April 03, 2003 - warning: a whiny entry with a sputnik ending
April 02, 2003 - the cell phone story
March 31, 2003 - head on verge of explosion...you've been warned
March 30, 2003 - next on the people's court: division of bedroom assets
March 30, 2003 - it's snowing...still!
March 29, 2003 - you should have seen me doin' the humpty hump on karaoke
March 27, 2003 - five and a half reasons i'm a bad person
March 26, 2003 - the sputnik cafe is taunting me
March 25, 2003 - a short word about the war from the eighteen millionth person to tell you like it is
March 24, 2003 - i won my own pool
March 24, 2003 - "hirstue german women"? what thef ?
March 22, 2003 - the world's worst/best oscar predictions
March 21, 2003 - de' plane! de' plane!
March 20, 2003 - stick it in me again
March 18, 2003 - promise you'll still love me tomorrow
March 17, 2003 - bar bathroom bonding and i have wake forest
March 16, 2003 - my nonexistent cup runneth over
March 16, 2003 - member of several 12 step programs
March 11, 2003 - it's red, it's warm, and close to your heart...thanks luke perry!
February 28, 2003 - see ya in st. louie, screwy
February 26, 2003 - it's snowing...yes, again
February 25, 2003 - hold your ears
February 20, 2003 - you are what you love, not the other way around
February 20, 2003 - shawn
February 20, 2003 - i worry about myself
February 19, 2003 - my play-by-play while watching trista
February 18, 2003 - mother nature's colonic
February 16, 2003 - i'd go sledding if i could open the doors
February 15, 2003 - my track record with this day is, overall, not good
February 12, 2003 - i love trash tv
February 12, 2003 - i think i went on a date last night
February 10, 2003 - the rules of the booty call
February 09, 2003 - because i want you to love me
February 09, 2003 - film at my house, next weekend too
February 07, 2003 - all hail the film crew
February 05, 2003 - kevin spacey: the thinking man's sex symbol
February 04, 2003 - a very happy half birthday
February 02, 2003 - proof i haven't progressed beyond piaget's 2nd level of development
January 30, 2003 - go caps
January 28, 2003 - sex toys
January 27, 2003 - goddammit!
January 27, 2003 - dave responds
January 25, 2003 - this entry will get me in trouble
January 23, 2003 - bon anniversarie
January 20, 2003 - besides, fosse is dead
January 20, 2003 - as if you needed proof that i'm a huge dork
January 15, 2003 - trying to get into "the zone"
January 13, 2003 - baby, i was born to ruuuuunnnnn...
January 12, 2003 - i won five bags off ebay
January 07, 2003 - sylphs have all the fun
January 06, 2003 - i'm ready for my close-up...behind my own camera
January 04, 2003 - look up "mike flanagan" on IMDB
January 03, 2003 - they're just jealous because i got some and they didn't
January 02, 2003 - what the hell happened to 2002?